Arrests of innocent people are made to satisfy the narrative of a - lying - cheating - fuming old man actually playing the role of the President of the USA

Schlimmste Verbrechen suchen die US Hauptstadt heim: Das Reflexions-Becken gegenüber dem Lincoln-Memorial erlebt einen exponentiellen Vermehrungsschub von grünen Algen. Der Präsidentendarsteller Trump ist außer sich, Vandalen, Schurken, Demokraten sind die Verursacher und irgendwer - wer wird später noch zu klären sein - hat einen hunderte Meter langen Schnitt in die wundervolle US-Flaggen-Blaue Poolfolie gemacht, ausgesucht vom Herrn Trump persönlich.		The US capital is being plagued by the most heinous of crimes: The Reflecting Pool opposite the Lincoln Memorial is experiencing an exponential surge in green algae growth. Trump — who plays the role of president — is beside himself; vandals, villains, and Democrats are to blame, and someone — exactly who remains to be determined — has made a cut hundreds of meters long in the pool liner, which features that magnificent US-flag blue which was personally hand-picked by himself.

Schlagwort: Arrests of innocent people are made to satisfy the narrative of a - lying - cheating - fuming old man actually playing the role of the President of the USA