- In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
- On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
- Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
- On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
- On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
- On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
- At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet
- Miss a car payment."
- At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
- Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary
We hear you coming."
- At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."
- At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
- In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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