Am Beispiel lernen ....

A man was wal­king down the street when he was aproa­ched by a par­ti­cu­lar­ly dir­ty and shab­by-loo­king home­l­ess man who asked him for a cou­ple of dol­lars for dinner.
The man took out his wal­let, extra­c­ted ten dol­lars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drin­king years ago," 
the home­l­ess man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buy­ing food?" 
the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," 
the home­l­ess man said.
"I need to spend all my time try­ing to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf cour­se instead of food?" 
the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" 
replied the home­l­ess man.
"I haven't play­ed golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" 
the man asked.
"What dise­a­se would I get for ten lou­sy bucks?" 
exclai­med the home­l­ess man.
said the man,
"I'm not going to give you the money Instead, I'm going to take you home for a ter­ri­fic din­ner coo­ked by my wife."
The home­l­ess man was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dir­ty, and I pro­ba­b­ly smell pret­ty disgusting."

The man replied,
"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."

[sent by John G.]

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