A southern Lady ....

Two nice­ly dres­sed ladies hap­pen to start up a con­ver­sa­ti­on while
wai­ting in the LAX airport.
The 1^st lady was an arro­gant Cali­for­nia woman mar­ried to a wealt­hy man.
The second was a well man­ne­red elder­ly woman from the South.
When the con­ver­sa­ti­on cen­te­red on if they had any child­ren the
Cali­for­nia woman star­ted by saying,
"When my first child was born, my hus­band built a beau­tiful man­si­on for me."
The lady from the South commented,
"Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued,
"When my second child was born, my hus­band bought me a beau­tiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented,
"Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman con­tin­ued boasting,
"Then, when my third child was born, my hus­band bought me this exqui­si­te dia­mond bracelet."
Yet again, the Sou­thern lady commented,
"Well, isn't that precious??"
The first woman then asked her companion,
"What did your hus­band buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My hus­band sent me to charm school," declared the Sou­thern lady.
"Charm school! ??" the first woman asked, "Oh my God! What on earth for?"
The Sou­thern lady responded,
"Well for one thing, instead of saying
'Who gives a shit?'
I lear­ned to say,
'Well, isn't that pre­cious?'"

[cre­dits: John G.]