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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a mé nage a trios.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this God-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping ....
[Quelle]
bookmark_borderBegnadeter ....
bookmark_border"Aussichtslos!" ....
gibt es nicht!
Entgegen aller augenblicklichen Betrübnis und - gefühlter - Einschränkung:
Der nächste Zug kommt bestimmt!
bookmark_borderZu spät .... aber anerkennswert!
[ofy]
bookmark_borderJa. Wer denn sonst?
bookmark_borderZwiegespräch - Dialogue
P: pilot on aircraft's performance
S: maintenance engineer's answer to pilots remarks ....
> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
> P: Something loose in the cockpit.
> S: Something tightened in the cockpit.
>
> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
> S: Live bugs on backorder.
>
> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
> P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
> S: Evidence removed.
>
> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
> S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.
>
> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
> S: That's what friction locks are for.
>
> P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
> S: Suspect you're right.
>
> P: The number 3 engine is missing.
> S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.
>
> P: Aircraft handles funny.
> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
>
> P: Target radar hums.
> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
> P: Mouse in cockpit.
> S: Cat installed.
>
> P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
> S: Took hammer away from the midget.
Original text from QUANTAS Airline
- the airline that up to now never had an accident ....
bookmark_borderNennen Sie doch 'mal ....
- zehn Tiere mit einem Namen, der drei Buchstaben hat und
- zehn Tiere mit einem Namen, der vier Buchstaben hat ....
Ausgenommen sind Autoren von Kreuzworträtseln, Silbenrätseln und Mitarbeiter der veröffentlichenden Verlage.
[czm]
bookmark_borderWenn ich nicht verheiratet wäre - ....
und noch eine Partnerin suchen müßte - gäbe es ein paar Kriterien, die ich 'mal etwas flapsig als "Ausschluß- oder KO-Kriterien" bezeichnen will .... welche Kriterien das sind?
Na, zum Beispiel würde ich keine Partnerin haben wollen die
- an einer Ampel den Knopf mehr als einmal drückt ....
- zu jedem Paar Schuhe die passende Handtasche braucht ....
- mehr als 10 Minuten über Nichtigkeiten am Telefon plaudert ....
- zum Auswechseln einer Glühbirne den Elektriker anruft ....
- keine Gebrauchsanweisungen liest und daher z.B. öfter eine neue Waschmaschine braucht, weil sie über Jahre das Flusensieb nicht sauber gemacht hat ....
Aber gottlob bin ich ja verheiratet ....
bookmark_borderKate oder Crystal ....
oder einer ihrer männlichen Kollegen sprechen mehrere Sprachen:
Text eingeben, Sprache wählen - und dann staunen ....
Beispiel:
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bookmark_borderLottozahlen für den 31.01.2007 ....
gibt es hier
leider nicht ....
[awq]
bookmark_borderLottozahlen für den 27.01.2007
gibt es hier
leider nicht ....
[awq]