This is the answering machine of wvs.
I am asleep.
(this is a time-delayed, automated answer .... )
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but I am currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your patience.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayers
are more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
This is the automated answering machine of wvs.
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but I am currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your patience.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayers
are more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
This is the automated laughing machine of wvs.
Can you see me chuckle?
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but wvs currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your emoticon.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayers
are more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
Our lawyers will subpoena you as witness if necessary.
Wenn schon out-of-office-reply... ...dann aber diese hier bitte:
Best Out of Office Auto Replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THISONETAKESTHECAKE:
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
yes, i am. shouldn't you be asleep at that time? ;-)
I am asleep.
(this is a time-delayed, automated answer .... )
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but I am currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your patience.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayers
are more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
You're spooky. ;-)
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but I am currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your patience.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayers
are more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
*lach* :-) gute nacht allerseits!
Can you see me chuckle?
Your message is highly appreciated.
I am sorry, but wvs currently unavailable.
Please check back tomorrow for an answer to your posting.
Thank you for your emoticon.
If this did cause an inconvenience we advise you that our lwayersare more experienced and you would loose any lawsuit you may be tempted to start ....
Our lawyers will subpoena you as witness if necessary.
Wenn schon out-of-office-reply... ...dann aber diese hier bitte:
Best Out of Office Auto Replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
Schönen Dank .... für die Sammlung von Beispielen: Selten so gelacht!