A Policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Q:
"Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A:
"No Sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender, running several blocks away."
Q:
"Officer -- who provided this description?"
A:
"The officer who responded to the scene."
Q:
"A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A:
"Yes, Sir. With my life."
Q:
"With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a
room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A:
"Yes Sir, we do.
Q:
"And do you have a locker in the room?"
A:
"Yes Sir, I do."
Q:
"And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A:
"Yes Sir."
Q:
"Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?"
A:
"You see, Sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."
=> gemailt von John G. ....