President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on
Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied,
"I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added,
"That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
[Thanks, John ....]
