“Dark in here.”

A woman is having an affair during the day while her hus­band is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unex­pec­ted­ly, sees them and hides in the bed­room clo­set to watch. The woman’s hus­band also comes home. She puts her lover in the clo­set, not rea­li­zing that the litt­le boy is in the­re already.

The litt­le boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250″

In the next few weeks, it hap­pens again that the boy and the lover are in the clo­set together.

Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a base­ball glove.”
The lover remem­be­ring the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “$750″
Man – “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go out­side and have a game of catch.” The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my base­ball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” Boy – “$1,000″
The father says, “That’s ter­ri­ble to over­char­ge your fri­ends like that…that is way more than tho­se two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the litt­le boy sit in the con­fes­si­on booth and he clo­ses the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”