Medical Term | Redneck Definition |
Artery | The study of paintings |
Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
Barium | What you do when patients die |
Benign | What you be, after you be eight |
Caesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
CAT scan | Searching for Kitty |
Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
Colic | A sheep dog |
Coma | A punctuation mark |
Dilate | To live long |
Enema | Not a friend |
Fester | Quicker than someone else |
Fibula | A small lie |
Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
Labor pain | Getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff | A doctor's cane |
Morbid | A higher offer |
Nitrates | Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days |
Node | I knew it |
Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
Post operative | A letter carrier |
Recovery room | Place to do upholstery |
Rectum | Nearly killed him |
Secretion | Hiding something |
Seizure | A Roman Emperor |
Tablet | A small table |
Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumor | one plus one more |
Urine | Opposite of 'you're out' |