| Medical Term | Redneck Definition |
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What you do when patients die |
| Benign | What you be, after you be eight |
| Caesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
| CAT scan | Searching for Kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A punctuation mark |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | A small lie |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labor pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | A doctor's cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days |
| Node | I knew it |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post operative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery room | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Nearly killed him |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Seizure | A Roman Emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | one plus one more |
| Urine | Opposite of 'you're out' |