A good friend of mine has 2 tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs hosted at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both tickets are for box seats. He paid $8,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
At St Anthony's Church in Seattle @ 3pm.
Her name is Ashley, she is 5'6 about 130 lbs, loves to dance and is an excellent cook.
She'll be the one in the white dress.
Tomás Del Coro; CC BY-SA 2.0; Quelle Titelfoto
Just to make sure: this is a joke!