der alten Geschichte von Bienen und Schmetterlingen:
A little boy approaches his father and asks:
"Dad, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on FDB.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"
[source John G.]